Things I Ate Today
- one pouch welch’s tropical fruitsnacks
- one rally’s chili cheeseburger
- four tootsie rolls
- leftover pasta-stuff i made while inebriated last weekend
- two caramel calcium chews
- six chocolate twizzlers
- one-third box froot loops
- two slices papa john’s pizza with mushrooms, minus mushrooms
… ah, college.
i think i’m probably gonna get scurvy and/or fat.







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